I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole...

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Star the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't star is false.

*01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
*02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
*04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies on occasion.
10. I watch them with my father(mother).
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool.
*16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
*18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart.
*21. I've never broken someone's bones.
*22. I have a secret. That a few very close friends know about.
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
*27. I love Chinese food.
*28. I would hate to be famous.
*29. I am not a morning person.
*30. I wear glasses/contacts.
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses.
32. I have potential.
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
*37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music.
*44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
*45. I hate parking fines.
*46. I know national anthem of my country by heart.(only because i had to sing it)
47. I know more than two languages.
*48. I spend too much time on the computer.
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window.
50. I live on a ground floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
*52. I'd like to be more original.
*53. I've lied.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
*56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. Eat your dog!
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61. I love to write.
*62. I like changes.
*63. I hate going to class.
*64. I am afraid to die.
*65. I hate dish washing.
*66. My hair is long, brown, and naturally curly
67. My nails are nine inch long.
*68. My favorite color is black.
*69. I like to sleep on the floor.
*70. I am hopeless at cooking.
*71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.(still do sometimes)
*72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this. (reading this )
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN.
*74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
*76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
*79. I like debating.
80. I live in a vagon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of american fast food.
83. I have a third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
*86. I used to play with barbies
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
*88. I like listening to wind chimes.
*89. I'm very disorganized.
*90. My hair is long, blue/black, and straight.
91. I earn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
*95. I am very lazy.
*96. I'm sarcastic.
*97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive.
*99. I love being "ab-normal."
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue.